1. What is your name?
kyle B))
2. Where are you from? What is it like where you live?
omg,, I'm from canada and its pretty rad
im in a rly western rural town with lots of water so its pretty nice
i can pretend im from the wild west
yeehaw
3. How old are you?
definitely 18
4. Are you a boy or a girl?
im a MAN
5. Do you like boys, girls, or both?
i dont usually like anyone at all t b h
aros a fun thing to be
6. Describe yourself in four words.
i
beany, apathetic, dEtERMined and,, optimistic????
7. What do you think people first think when they meet you online?
probBAbly that im a huge child
or something like that
im not realLY SURE LMAo
8. What do you think people first think when they meet you in real life?
that I'm a huge disgusting pervert
and they usually want to leave me alone
all acCORDING TO PLAn
9. What makes you happy?
art and
BAE10. What really grinds your gears?
when people dont listen to me lmfao
or like
tell me i dont know something and dont explain the thing to me
bc im too stubborn to look it up and im also too angry to ask you to clarify
an d uh
my family
11. What is a big deal to most people but not a big deal to you?death
people dying
natural disasters and like. bombings
i rEALLY DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF IT
like,, hurray,,,, the population is decreasing
12. What is a big deal to you but not a big deal to most people?
this one is significantly harder uh
????????????
im too apathetic for this
13. What confuses you?
uh
the controversy on global warming
14. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
im so fucking introverted
if im not around you constantly just talking will make me want to sleep for 500 years
social interaction is too complicated
15. Do you draw? (Post 3 of your favorite drawings!)
m a n
there you go
16. What do you like to do in your spare time?
omfg
uh
talk to my importants (
TazlovART and
BUKOWSKl)
and draw sometimes
17. What is your specialty?
speCIAltY
ive heard im really good at making ppl like me
18. Do you have any fears?
NEEDLES
19. Do you have a fursona?
fuck
maybe
20. What is your spirit animal?
uh
snnnnnnnnnnake?? c r ow????? bat??????
21. Where is your favorite place to be?
at home lmao
22. What is your favorite type of weather?
REALLY HOT AND HUMID
23. What is your favorite song?
inhales deeply
i dontknow anymore
x amount of words is the last song i rly screamed at so lets go with that
24. What is the funniest thing you've ever seen on the internet?
fuckiGN
SJBNDFND
25. What is your favorite websites?
ao3, hiveworks and deviantart
26. Pick up the nearest book you can reach and flip to a random page. What is the first sentence in the second paragraph?
"Shortly after unifying China in 221 B.C. the first universal emperor Shih Huang Ti, ordered the collection and destruction of books which his Legalist advisers considered pernicious."
27. Do you like PC or Mac (or Linux)?
PC
28. Do you like Android or iOS (or Windows Phone OS)?
iOS
maybe one day ill go with an android but idk
think ill stay here
29. What's your favorite possession?
mm,,,,,
well i mean obviously my laptop lmfao but
other than that id say my gas masks
theyre real old
1942 and 1911
pEACE SIG ns
30. What is your favorite type of cookie?
PEABNUT BUBBER
31. What is your favorite beverage?
pr o bab ly
like
orange juice
or tea
32. What is your favorite game?
portAL 2
33. Tell us a funny childhood story. a funny s t o ry
i have so many repressed memories but i
remember one time i really didnt want to go home after hanging out with my best friend
i was like 5 aight
and he lived right across the road om fg
and idk he didnt want to stop playing either so we conSPIRED A WAY to keep playing
id hide behind the trampoline when his mom said it was time for me to go home and hed come out later and wed jam more
so yknow i go hide
im chillin
waiting forever
and he doesnt come out
im thinking 'ok, dinners real long, hes waiting for the right moment. ill be patient'
and so i continue waiting
hiS MOM COMES AND LOOKS FOR ME ONE TIME
doesnt see me lmao
idONT KNOW WHY I WAS JUST SITTING BEHIND THE FREAKINg lEG OF THE TRAMPOLINE
but she doesnt see so whatever
when i finally fucking give up its like. dark out. entirely dark.
and im sad bc ethan didnt pull through like wtf man
so i walk home and i open my nanas front door and i walk in
aND SHE FREAKS OUT
later that night i found out she called the cops bc apparently my mom came around or smth
lm ao
idK I FIND IT FUNNy i was like 5
what kinda fucking 5 year old-
34. Do you have a pet?
i mean he isnt technically mine but my foster mom has a cat named charles
35. Who is your favorite artist? (Links?)
zack morrison th author of paranatural
uh
iceb0x
life-writer
and mapleleauf
36. Have you ever stolen anything?FUCKING YEAH when i was like 4 years old i stole a caramel egg from a groccery store
anD I WAS TOO SHORT TO ALERT THE SENSORS OR SOMETHING I GUESS
and i didnt even realize it was wrong i fucking showed my nana and she took me back
i had to apologise to the manager
i cried so much omfgg,,
but yeah ive stolen a lot of things
37. Has anyone ever stolen something from you?
inhales deeply
yes
38. What is your favorite cartoon/video game character?
c r i e s th eres t OO MANY
i really like bill and whEATLey though
39. What inspires you?
MUSIC
40. Are you in a relationship?
hell fucking YEAH i am
BUKOWSKl 41. Do you have any crushes?
juST ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
ive got the biggest crush on that big beefy bean
42. Do you have an ex?
obviously lmao
43. Are you a virgin?
o b v ious ly not
44. What attracts you?
??????????? i have no clue
45. Do you move fast in relationships, or slow?
i m s o s low im f ri ght en
46. Do you think you are on the right path in life?
i really believe i am idk
nothing can really get me on the bad path anyway lmao
im too determined
47. What is the meaning of life?
4248. What is stressing you out right now?
absolutely nothing lmao
have you forgotten im apathetic
49. What calms you down?
music
always music
not much else really works
50. A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15 degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.
the answer is youre a fucking cock ring
51. What are you wearing right now?
dr suess pyjama pants and a really weird tank top
it says
"tonite...
WE RIDE!!!"
52. What is your favorite thing to wear?
my mother mother shirt and my acid wash jean jacket,,
53. On a scale of 1-10, how creepy are you? god i
i dont know
probably like 1 or 2
54. Are you a pervert?
im the biggest fucking pervert eve r but i dont
act on it
usually
55. Have you traveled? Where is the nicest place you have gone?
iVE GONE TO MEXICO AND IT WAS LITERALLY THE MOST FUN IVE EVER HAD
all the staff loved me lmfao
they called me miley cyrus and always invited me to all of the events
and there was this one dude who i somehow always got to make my drinks and he
had me memorized lmfao
on the last day i was there he told me to take a picture at the beaches and give it to him
hE ALSOSLIPPED ME ALCOHOL ONE TIME hes the greatest
that dude was gold tbh
the entire mexico trip was gold
56. Are you feeling it Mr. Krabs?im always feeling it
57. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
wORKING ON ART SLAVE OBLIGATIONS but i have to do this
58. How often are you on the computer?
a l w ays
59. How often are you on DeviantART?
aLWA Y S
60. What's something you just naturally know how to do?
breathe
61. What superpower would you want to have?
shapeshifting
62. If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do with it?
TR A V EL THE WHOLE F UCKIN G WOR LD WITH BA e
63. What is your favorite emote?
cc:
its my emote
my trademark
64. What are you addicted to?
frand and bae,,,
and gay,,,
65. What is something you can't wait for?
seeing my importants
66. What is your favorite quote? uh
67. How do you wish you were different?
maybe less apathetic,,, idk its
not fun caring sometimes
when you know you should care
but you just dont
its really difficult to deal with
68. Do you believe in aliens? 100 fuckng %
69. .....lol
; )))))))))))))))))))
70. Do you want to get married?
makes a face
probably n o t
too complicated and divorce is fucking scary
but its nice knowing i could now even though i wont ever
71. Do you want to have children? N O P E
72. What is the best thing?
BUKOWSKl 73. What is the worst thing?
ignis claus
74. Tell us a fun fact about anything.
gregory is the king of his own castle again
75. What would be the best day ever for you?
the day i meet my importants,,,
76. Do you like roller coasters?
IM TORN BC LIKE
YES
BUT I ALso cant go on any more than twice without getting so fucking nauseous
77. Are you religious?
im re ally not sure anymore
78. Are you in college? (What are you studying?)
n o
79. Do you have a job? (What do you do?)i usED TO BUT THERES NEW OWNERS NOW AND THEY FIRED ME
80. What do you wish you had?
teleportation devices
81. What is one thing you wish everyone in the world could agree on?
yes
82. If you turned into an animal, what animal do you think it would be?
a bat
83. What kind of phone do you have?
none currently,,, cry
84. What is your favorite thing to look at?
PLANTS
NATURE
THE OCEAN
85. What is your favorite thing to smell?
lilacs,,
86. What is your favorite thing to hear?
win d chim es
87. What is your favorite thing to taste?
s piCE
88. What is your favorite thing to feel?
my sins crawling down my spine
89. Do you believe in ghosts?
100 FUCKIGN % MY DUDE
90. Do you like hugs, or are you no-touch?
as long as i know you and you arent a cis man then yes,,
i love h ug s
im a bean
91. What's the most expensive thing you've ever bought?
uh
my laptop
335 dollars ma t ey
92. What do you miss?
my spoider friends
and bae
93. What do you wish you were better at?
playing my ukulele,,
94. What do you think about a lot? all my gay ships
and all my gays
95. Do you have any allergies?
not that i know of lmao
96. What is your favorite flash based game? (Link?)
OFF
I AINT LINKING EVERYONE CAN FIND IT
i think its flash anyway
it is right
i dont know enough about games
97. What is your favorite little kid show?
gravity fall s
98. What is the best joke you know?
i
dont
rememeber
99. What makes you different than everyone else? idk my personality
100. Was this quiz worth it?
I AM NOT SURE
it was fun though